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The midget was barely three feet tall but they were attracted to each other. After a few drinks they went back to the tall woman's apartment.
"I can't imagine what it will be like making love to a midget," said the woman, "especially with the size difference and all."
"Just take off your cloths, lie back on the bed, spread your legs apart and close your eyes," said the midget.
The woman did as she was told and soon she felt the biggest thing she'd ever experienced inside her.
Within a few minutes the woman had climaxed eight times.
"If you think that was good," said the midget with a smirk,
"Just wait till I get BOTH legs in there!"
"I can't imagine what it will be like making love to a midget," said the woman, "especially with the size difference and all."
"Just take off your cloths, lie back on the bed, spread your legs apart and close your eyes," said the midget.
The woman did as she was told and soon she felt the biggest thing she'd ever experienced inside her.
Within a few minutes the woman had climaxed eight times.
"If you think that was good," said the midget with a smirk,
"Just wait till I get BOTH legs in there!"
Your so short :
when you take off your shoes your balls drag the ground
when you take off your shoes your thrombosed hemorrhoid leaves a trail.
when you fall down no one even notices
when you pull your head out of your ass your under ground
you have to do 69 with a snorkle
when they body scanned you at the airport all they got was the top of your head
when you pull your socks all the way up they rub your ass raw
Bilbo feels sorry for you.
when you do it doggy style you have to stand up
the water in the shower evaporates before it reaches you
when you take off your shoes your balls drag the ground
when you take off your shoes your thrombosed hemorrhoid leaves a trail.
when you fall down no one even notices
when you pull your head out of your ass your under ground
you have to do 69 with a snorkle
when they body scanned you at the airport all they got was the top of your head
when you pull your socks all the way up they rub your ass raw
Bilbo feels sorry for you.
when you do it doggy style you have to stand up
the water in the shower evaporates before it reaches you
If he's upset say, "RELAX, SIT DOWN ON THE CURB AND LET YOUR FEET DANGLE..."
Let's say his name is Joe (substitute name): "Hey, Joe, I heard on your driver's license picture (pause), you can see your feet..."
Look at him and say, "Hey, Joe, (pause) I didn't know they made 20 inch inseams..."
Let's say his name is Joe (substitute name): "Hey, Joe, I heard on your driver's license picture (pause), you can see your feet..."
Look at him and say, "Hey, Joe, (pause) I didn't know they made 20 inch inseams..."
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So short, your balls are on flesh and blood of dragging them on the ground.<o></o>
So short your head stinks like wet shoes.
So short you have to reach up to tie your shoes.
So short, you can see your whole body on your driver's license.
So short you can limbo under the door.
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So short you have to reach up to tie your shoes.
So short, you can see your whole body on your driver's license.
So short you can limbo under the door.
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